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5:40am

Posted on November 29, 2023 by Sonya Lano — Leave a comment

It’s 5:40AM. I’m woken by the door buzzer ringing. Zulejka shoots into hiding (as cats do). I sit up in bed, groggy. Damn alcohol-infested jerks! I lie back down. I live above a pub; sometimes revelers decide it’s time to…

Tagged with: real world
Posted in Blog, My Life

So. My Ex Called Me Last Night…

Posted on November 28, 2023 by Sonya Lano — Leave a comment

And he said: “I just took a p!ss in the pub you live above.” Me, thinking a million things but only saying: You’re here? Downstairs? Him: I’m waiting for the bus at the bus stop in front of your place.…

Tagged with: love, real world, videos, writing
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Trapped in the Goblin Realm…

Posted on November 2, 2023 by Sonya Lano — Leave a comment

NOTE: AI images were used in this blog post, but I no longer support the use of AI, nor do I use it, because I don’t like the extractive direction big corporations are taking it and how they are trying…

Tagged with: cats, characters, fantasy, love, writing
Posted in Blog, Random excerpts, Stories

Hoomans, Utter Fail…

Posted on October 29, 2023 by Sonya Lano — Leave a comment

Hoomans! Console me. First, though, for those who don’t know me, I am Zulejka, epitome of Cat, pinnacle of Beauty, queen of Tiny Pawsies, and only my hooman knows how much I poke my kitty nose into corners and decorate…

Tagged with: cats, fantasy, videos, writing
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He lounges in the shadows…

Posted on October 18, 2023 by Sonya Lano — 1 Comment

He lounges in the shadows that embrace him, his long legs clad in leather and stretched out across the rock floor. Crossed at the ankles, his boots flicker faintly from moonlight leaking in and reflecting off the crystals in the…

Tagged with: fantasy, love, writing
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Story in Images: the Guild Dancer

Posted on October 9, 2023 by Sonya Lano — Leave a comment

HOOMANS, this is cat Zulejka here first to warn all you hoomans with kittehs out there who might not know this! I was playing with this long thin rope-string and my hooman left me unsupervised with it while she went…

Tagged with: cats, fantasy, Heiress of Magic, story in images, writing
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Essence & Elixir: their story in images

Posted on September 4, 2023 by Sonya Lano — 1 Comment

“They should never have hurt you,” he said. NOTE: AI images were used in this blog post, but I no longer support the use of AI, nor do I use it, because I don’t like the extractive direction big corporations…

Tagged with: characters, fantasy, Heiress of Magic, love, writing
Posted in Blog, Stories

Super-Cat Strikes at Book Trailers

Posted on August 21, 2023 by Sonya Lano — Leave a comment

If you’re as exhausted as I am, here, have a 56-second-long video of my super-cat kitty-crashing my book trailer (she just can’t help herself) –> She stole that video! BUT! I have others that use ALL THE DRAMA! All. The.…

Tagged with: cats, fantasy, Heiress of Magic, love, real world
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Hooman is Away; Kitteh will Play

Posted on August 6, 2023 by Sonya Lano — 1 Comment

Zulejka here, usurping hooman’s blog.For hoomans who do not know me, I am the embodiment of all things dainty. Behold my delicately curled paw placed gracefully upon the other: I can be a zigzag. Or be put in a bad…

Tagged with: cats, love, writing, Zulejka
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Hooman, Behold My Travail

Posted on July 10, 2023 by Sonya Lano — 3 Comments

Hoomans, behold the burden and the turmoil of my difficult life: My hooman interrupts my languishment: [No, you do not behold any half-eaten dish of chicken meat (that hooman cooked earlier) camouflaged upon the bedsheets]. Hoomans, pity me. See how…

Tagged with: love, real world, Zulejka
Posted in Blog, My Life, Random excerpts, Stories