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Mercy, That Filthy Orc Caged Me!

Posted on March 6, 2024 by Sonya Lano — Leave a comment

So! My foray into writing poetic filth is free for another few days (till Friday, March 8th), and NO, that alliteration was not intentional. Which means if you’re into things like my attempts to write pretty prose about a sexy,…

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In the Lush Decay of Her Bedchamber

Posted on December 1, 2023 by Sonya Lano — Leave a comment

WHY AM I LIKE THIS? I sent a newsletter about a Thing, and let’s now play SPOT THE TYPO! PROOF that I ‘beed’ a break for sure. And I sent like fifty million test emails to myself and STILL didn’t…

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So. My Ex Called Me Last Night…

Posted on November 28, 2023 by Sonya Lano — Leave a comment

And he said: “I just took a p!ss in the pub you live above.” Me, thinking a million things but only saying: You’re here? Downstairs? Him: I’m waiting for the bus at the bus stop in front of your place.…

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Trapped in the Goblin Realm…

Posted on November 2, 2023 by Sonya Lano — Leave a comment

NOTE: AI images were used in this blog post, but I no longer support the use of AI, nor do I use it, because I don’t like the extractive direction big corporations are taking it and how they are trying…

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He lounges in the shadows…

Posted on October 18, 2023 by Sonya Lano — 1 Comment

He lounges in the shadows that embrace him, his long legs clad in leather and stretched out across the rock floor. Crossed at the ankles, his boots flicker faintly from moonlight leaking in and reflecting off the crystals in the…

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Essence & Elixir: their story in images

Posted on September 4, 2023 by Sonya Lano — 1 Comment

“They should never have hurt you,” he said. NOTE: AI images were used in this blog post, but I no longer support the use of AI, nor do I use it, because I don’t like the extractive direction big corporations…

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Super-Cat Strikes at Book Trailers

Posted on August 21, 2023 by Sonya Lano — Leave a comment

If you’re as exhausted as I am, here, have a 56-second-long video of my super-cat kitty-crashing my book trailer (she just can’t help herself) –> She stole that video! BUT! I have others that use ALL THE DRAMA! All. The.…

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Hooman is Away; Kitteh will Play

Posted on August 6, 2023 by Sonya Lano — 1 Comment

Zulejka here, usurping hooman’s blog.For hoomans who do not know me, I am the embodiment of all things dainty. Behold my delicately curled paw placed gracefully upon the other: I can be a zigzag. Or be put in a bad…

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Hooman, Behold My Travail

Posted on July 10, 2023 by Sonya Lano — 3 Comments

Hoomans, behold the burden and the turmoil of my difficult life: My hooman interrupts my languishment: [No, you do not behold any half-eaten dish of chicken meat (that hooman cooked earlier) camouflaged upon the bedsheets]. Hoomans, pity me. See how…

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Another Story in Images (I’m officially addicted…)

Posted on June 26, 2023 by Sonya Lano — Leave a comment

Because I’m addicted… here is another story in images. No life update this week because my life is just too mad. It will bite your head off. Like, stabbing my finger so hard while cracking walnuts that I sliced a…

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