Prague, A Place Where…

Dudes here do construction work in their briefs. I have picture proof! Behold –>

Behold, again, the magic up close: legit ripped, tattooed, glistening with sweat. (LOL, the bulge flustered me–I was like, “Someone’s gonna accuse me of sharing obscene stuff!” so I had to censor it hahahaha)

Wearing sunglasses, work gloves and his briefs:

Also, spiders like to eat carrot-fig cookies here. A crumb fell into the spider web by my desk and Spidey was like YASSSSSS. That’s Spidey’s fruit-fly graveyard in the background. My flat has its own ecosystem; don’t judge me. [Also by the time I am publishing this, that cookie crumb has been DEVOURED!]

In Prague, they paint beautiful murals…

You cat-sit beautiful cats.

Who attack helpless bird toys because they can.

“Hmm, what shall I do…”
“Attack!”
Bird: “Help… me…”
“Bye!”
“Hello!”
“Hello up close!”

Or they judge you from afar:

Or sleep when you bore them:

And, of course, all cats are weird:

HEY! Zulejka here. How dare my hooman post pictures of other cats!

Beware! Magic Zulejka is entering the blog post…

Study and emulate my perfection of form:

That glossy fur! That angle of shadow!

From every angle:

My favorite pose:

Perfection of claws(!):

Perfection of peeping:

Perfection of shedding fur equal to my body size!

Perfection of popping bubble wrap:

No, hooman, you cannot catch me with evidence! I am too fleet! I am a blur of speed.

I am so purrfect they make cat dishes with me upon them:

Although that smile is scary. No self-respecting cat smiles like that.

I am primness embodied:

And no one cat-kisses with their eyes like I do:

Sonya entering the blog post. My super-cat has struck again LOL.

Y’all, my newest Anxiety Fear is the sun. I bought a hat!

The sun totally washes out the color, but it’s a pretty perwinkle blue!

Also, it’s been a while since I did screenshots of gems from Facebook. It showed me:

And this is pretty cool:

Let’s all be pronoid, y’all. Lol.

My new videos! Well, the same video with different music.

On tikTok:

On youTube:

Okay, I must go cat-sit a bit. The Proud Princess continuation will either be posted later today or tomorrow if all goes according to plan 🙂

A sneak peek at my current passion project (the character’s name will almost 100% be changed):

Annouria’s mother had told her tales of other creatures—secret, furtive tales of creatures restless and laughing, cloven-hooved or horned, winged or with tufted tails like lions, or with fanged smiles or hearts of gold.
Little Annouria wanted to know if these cloven-hooved creatures wore shoes, and how they danced. Did they clasp hands and dance with others, or alone, their heads thrown back as they dissolved into rampaging delight?
She yearned to join their rampant moonlit revelries herself—barefoot, slipshod, her arms glistening with starlight, her hair falling loose, pearls tumbling from her tresses as her hair came unbraided.

That’s all for today! Thrice the Shadow…

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When I was twenty-two, I ran away to Prague, where I now sing to my black cat (who collects dustballs in her whiskers), eat chocolate for breakfast, and have lemon tarts every Thursday.

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  1. Meg's avatar Meg says:

    Fabulous blog post! A lot to love here! KITTY!! KITTY!! KITTY!! ❤ ❤ ❤

    I saw that post about pronoia on FB, too! LOVE IT!! Yes to pronoia!! YAY!

    Wow, that construction worker is… too sexy for his coveralls, apparently! 😮 Goodness gracious!!

    KITTIES FOR THE WIN!!

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When I was twenty-two, I ran away to Prague, where I now sing to my black cat (who collects dustballs in her whiskers), eat chocolate for breakfast, and have lemon tarts every Thursday.

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